Leaving Florence was a bit of an adventure. The first few hundred miles in a rental car are always interesting, especially if you can’t read the language, there are round-abouts, the streets are narrow, and the other drivers are Italian. It was stressful and all I had to do was ride along. My dad is the master of out of the State’s driving. The original plan was for all of us to share the chore, but Italy isn’t the best place to learn how to drive a stick so I was kicked out of the rotation. Amazingly we got out of the busy city and into the countryside with only a two or three wrong turns.

Our little villiage

The Tuscan countryside is gorgeous. I know people always go on about how beautiful Tuscany is, but the hype is deserved. It wasn’t what I expected, at least not the region we spent most of our time exploring. I’d aways pictured rolling fields of vines, kind of like Illinois with vines instead of corn, but the topography is way more interesting. In the Chianti region it’s more like the Ozarks. Old mountains and streams. Roads that weave up and down steep hillsides covered in forest except for the feilds that must have been painstakingly cleared. Everywhere you look there’s a picture to be taken. Rolling golden rows of grape vines framed by thick green forest. Stone houses and villages perfectly maintained for hundreds of years.

Our Apartment in Chianti

We stayed in a small apartment that was part of a working winery in a tiny little medieval town named Volpaia that wasn’t even on the map. Most of the village is owned by the winery and produces an amazing Chianti as well as some divine olive oils and balsamic vinegars. Sadly we lost the olive oil and mint balsamic vinegar at the airport. Somehow it ended up in my dad’s carry on baggage. Very depressing.

Tuscan Road

Our time in Tuscany was spent exploring the countryside and many of the villages that our travel agent highlighted on our map. It was wonderful and hard to give details. I’ve spent most vacations with my family sitting in the back seat of cars with my headphones on watching foreign countryside fly by while I made up stories in my head. I would have it no other way. And I’ve never seen more beautiful countryside than Tuscany.

It’s hard to remember all of the towns we visited in Tuscany, but a couple stick out in my mind.

We ended up in Volterra almost by accident. It was Halloween and we intended to go to another town renowned for being a perfectly preserved example of medieval awesomeness, but it was ridiculously crowded with Italian tourists. We couldn’t find a single place to park within a reasonable walking distance (and we don’t mind walking) and decided to try another town and Volterra just so happened to be next in line.

Volterra park

Volterra is an ancient city dating back before the Roman empire when the Etruscans ruled central Italy. The Etruscans were an interesting lot who loved food and wine and apparently never took the time to write down their history. All we have are a ton of amazing artifacts and funeral urns. Volterra was a great alternative, and apparently it’s the Italian town in Twilight. Didn’t know that until we got there and every shop was hawking little red “twilight” apples. I also happened to have the best pizza in existence. I just wish I had written down the ingredients.

Enoteca in Volterra

Sienna is the other stop that bears mentioning. We almost didn’t get to experience the city because parking was hard to find. We ended up way out in a residential area a couple miles from the city center. Our time there was limited, but it was well worth the stop. The Cathedral was gorgeous and the central square was amazingly huge.

Cathedral in Sienna

What stands out in my memories of Tuscany most is the food and wine. Pecorino cheese and prosciutto are now on my permanent favorite picnicking food list. Our last day in Volpaia we had the opportunity to go on a tour of the winery that ended in a tasting. We had the privilege of doing the tasting with a Canadian physicist who was a licensed sommelier who enlightened us on some of the mysteries of wine. I still haven’t had enough wine to tell if it’s good, but at least I know how to swirl and sniff. lol

one of wine cellers

Florence Overview

Our first stop in Italy was Florence. After we landed in Rome we immediately caught the express train out of town. Apparently even the best hired drivers in Italy drive like mad-men… I found it exciting, but I don’t think my mom appreciates that sort of adrenaline rush.

I have to say that I really like traveling by train. Decent public transportation is something most cities around here could use. The scenery was fantastic. I think I could ride through Tuscany on a fast train past vineyards and castles until my hair turns gray. The first few scenes in a new country are always surreal.

The Duomo

In Florence we stayed in a small hotel just a couple of blocks away from the Duomo. If you don’t know what the Duomo is, then you’ve either never had art history or your course was too easy. The word Duomo is actually a common word for a big church or basilica in Italy, but The Duomo usually refers to the Florence Cathedral Basilica di Santa Maria del Fiore. The Church is remarkable for a number of reasons and is an important in part because of the Doors of Paradise (check the link) and the large dome of the church itself. The dome of the Duomo is an amazing feat of engineering, it’s size has to be seen to be appreciated. No picture can really capture it’s incredible size. The most unbelievable part is that it was built in the 1400’s. It’s an impressive building to say the least.

Florence is an enchanting city. At night there were musicians in the big piazzas, artists in the street, limited auto traffic, and you could walk just about anywhere you wanted to see in thirty minutes.


Our first night there we walked through the cobbled streets to the sound of cellos and guitars trying to find a restaurant. We wandered in circles until I realized I’d been leading us directly to the wrong place. The lady at the hotel had marked out several restaurants on our little map and I’d been guiding us directly to the wrong one. Repeatedly. Finally I figured out my brain fart and took us to the right street. It was in the nick of time too, we were all starving and I was beginning to doubt my way-finding ability. I can find my way through cities I’ve never been to before as long as I have a halfway decent map. I think its fun, actually. πŸ™‚

Can I just say how amazing real Italian food is? Because it is amazing. Really really really amazing. Oh, and their wine is pretty darn awesome too. And this is coming from a philistine whose exposure to wine has mostly been of the Lembrusco and boxed variety. Given that background it was no wonder why I was blown away! Wine can be quite awesome.

The morning of our first day in Florence we went on a private walking tour through the city. Our first stop? Michaelangelo’s David.

I’ll be the first to admit that when I came around the corner had saw that marble hunk at the end of the hall, tears came to my eyes. There’s just something about certain pieces of art, especially sculpture, that just speak to me. It doesn’t matter that I’ve seen every detail before in pictures, nothing substitutes for the real thing. Lining the hall leading up to the apse built specifically for David are the unfinished sculptures meant for the tomb of a Pope that I’ve heard called the slaves. Unfinished as they are, they are still magnificent. The half finished figures seem to be emerging fully formed from the roughly hewn blocks of marble.

A saint

Our tour led us by the Duomo and through the back streets of the city where our guide would stop to point out bits of ancient Roman architecture scattered among the more “modern” buildings. We ended up in the square in front of the Palazzo Vecchio.

San Miniato al Monte

Later that afternoon we walked across the river to the South and up a giant hill to San Miniato al Monte to hear the evening Vespers. The monks there sing them everyday in Gregorian Chant. It was a profoundly moving experience to sit in this ancient Medieval Church. It’s truly awe inspiring to think that there has been monks performing vespers on that site for nearly a thousand years.

A monk on his way to sing Vespers

Sadly the experience was marred by the tourists. People just don’t have any respect for the churches they visit. There are signs everywhere politely asking for silence, but people just stomp around talking as thought they were in a barn whether or not there is a religious service or not. No class. And no respect for either the places they are visiting or those who are there to worship. Depressing really.

Luigi the Woodworker

The next day we had the opportunity to visit some of Florence’s amazing artisans. The first stop on our tour was the tiny basement shop of an amazing woodworker. Luigi’s in his seventies and officially retired, but he loves his work so much he continues to carve and gild anyway. In a few quick hits of his chisel Luigi make an awesome swirl of filigree destined for a gilded mirror out of a flat piece of board. He even let us place a piece of gold sheet on a piece he was in the middle of gilding. I’ve always wanted to learn how to gild. I tried once for a project in college, but it didn’t really work out too well. Seeing it first hand was really really cool. Next time maybe I’ll get it to work, even if I use the fake stuff.


Next stop was a paper and book binding shop. The shop had been owned and run by a family for generations and specializes in marbled paper. I’d seen marbled paper before in the lining of old books, but I’d never really though much about it. There are skills in this world we just never think about. The man (I can’t remember his name) who demonstrated the technique for us was easily my parents age and had been marbling paper and binding books all of his life. He lamented about the fact that the younger generation just wasn’t interested in following their parent’s trade. Personally, I think it would be awesome to have a sure trade like that, although I’d probably opt for carving. It’s weird really. Why would you want to sit in an office if you could play with messy dyes all day? Trades are awesome, I hope they come back. I’m considering smithing…

Our last stop was an engraver. His work was beautiful and his subjects ran from shoes to bugs to cityscapes. In the days before photographs pictures in books were engraved using the same technique. First he lined the copper plate with a liquid wax, then he’d lightly scrape a line or figure or whatever into the wax so that the copper underneath was exposed. Then the plate is submerged into an acid that would etch into the exposed copper bits making them deeper. Once the engraving and acid eating was done you can print. Just don’t forget to draw the whole thing backwards or the final image will be flipped the wrong direction. To make a print he took the plate and rubbed ink over it making sure to fill all the groves. Then he wiped off all the extra ink off of the parts that are supposed to remain white. Next the plate was carefully lined up with a piece of paper and run through a heavy duty rolling pin looking machine that transferes the ink from the crevices to the paper. It was really fun to watch and much more difficult than it looks.

That one famous bridge that Hitler didn't blow up

Mid-afternoon we had tickets to the Uffizi Gallery which houses the Medici’s personal collection. The Medici’s, if you don’t know the name, were a hugely powerful and wealthy from Florence who funded some of the Renaissance’s greatest artists. The art was fabulous. It’s hard to imagine one family owning all those masterpieces. It’s worth the admission for Birth of Venus by Botticelli and da Vinci’s Annunciation. But my favorites were the ancient statuary from Greek and Rome and of course the Caravaggio’s. I’m a sucker for a Caravaggio.

Florence Market

While we were there we couldn’t resist going to the market. I love markets, foreign or domestic. I’m sure its because my parents love markets too. No matter what city we’re in, if there’s a market, we go. It’s really too bad that they aren’t more common in the states. They’re great, and usually cheap. We were also told that the market was the best place to buy leather. So my dad and I went 50/50 on a leather messenger bag. My first Mercator bag! (Don’t have a picture though.)

I’d go back to Florence in a heartbeat. If you ever get the chance, GO!

On a random side note… I loved the fact Florence’s symbols are the same as my personal heraldry (check the header). The Fleur di Lis and the lion.

David Reproduction in front of the Vecchio

So I’m back! (Technically I’ve been back since Wednesday, but my brain hasn’t picked up on that fact yet.)

Where did I go? Florence, Tuscany, Umbria, Rome.

In what esteemed company? My ‘rental units.

For whatever reason? It’s nice to be an only child with parents who like to travel. πŸ™‚

I’ve got tons of pictures providing that my camera doesn’t spaz on me. It’s a particularly spazzy breed. It’s finicky about what kinds of memory cards it will eat.

I have to say that the trip is already ripening with time. Funny how sometimes I have more fun remembering adventures than actually being in the middle of them. I think Bilbo would agree with me on that one. lol

Stay tuned for a recap of the Italy Adventure…

…if I blog on my birthday I’ll do a better job at blogging this year.

Well that’s the hope. πŸ˜›

Since I finished my first draft of Mercator 2 I just haven’t been spending as much time on the internet. (Which is a great thing. I hate/love the interwebs.) I wonder why… actually I know why. When I’m writing I switch constantly back and forth between my browser and my document. I’m a master procrastinator and web-time waster. It could have been my third major in college. Getting back to the point, basically this means that I just forget to post on my blog and answer e-mails for days. I’m not trying to get out of writing for another ten minutes, so that e-mail can wait a day or ten or more. And blog? Pfffft, why?

I’ll get back on the bloghorse soon. Probably mid-november. Why so long? I’m going on a secret mission and it’ll blow my cover if I check in. I’ll write all about it when I return. Mwuahahahaha!!!!!

I’m a big fan of Dancing with the Stars, but I’m not what you would call a faithful viewer. In truth I’ve only seen a handfull of episodes, but DwtS is the only show I’d make an effort to catch live.

It’s fascinating to watch these highly talented successful people attempt to master dancing. Whatever their reasons for signing onto the show, I love watching the survivors progress from awkward to amazing by the finals. Unlike most reality television, this is real. We’re watching champions compete. It’s incredible. What you see is real drive, struggle, and triumph. Being popular won’t save you and being athletic might work against you. You have to want the Mirrorball, be willing to work to survive, and have the right dancing partner. That’s what makes it so much fun. I have to admit that there is also some fun to be had laughing when cocky contestants realize that they’re not nearly as good as they think they are.

Last week I had the honor of working as a Story Assistant for Dancing with the Stars while one of this season’s contestant was in my home town. I could say names, but that’s not what I want to talk about. I’m also being a little paranoid. I don’t want to be sued for a million dollars for disclosing anything. I’m no good at gossip anyway. I just don’t know what’s juicy.

So, what’s a Story Assistant?

Good question. For all of you who think Hollywood is glamorous.(Still awesome but not glamorous. It’s hard work!) This is the sort of stuff you get to do for years at measly pay. I’m not even sure I got the title right. The job I did involved following the producer/camera/audio man around taking notes on what was going on in rehearsal and getting time-codes. This would go on for as long as they needed to rehearse. (That’s as much as you’ll get from me. πŸ˜› ) Then it was time to log it all by reviewing at all the tapes. You re-watch everything you just watched live, sometimes you have to watch parts repeatedly. You have to make sure that every single time-code, event, and quote are right. Can you say tedious? Really cool if you think about it. But TEDIOUS. Maybe I’m slow since its not my thing, but it took me twice as long to log as it did to go through the rehearsal.

I’m having a blast watching the show. Knowing what goes on behind the scenes to get all the rehearsal footage and having had the privilege of seeing the process completely raw is freakishly cool.

At least I know who I’m voting for this season!

So yesterday my dad surprised me with a ride in a super sweet 1929 Ford Tri-Motor. The first real production passenger aircraft. Isn’t it gorgeous?

I felt like I should have brought my fedora or bowler hat. My first thought was of the Waco seaplane Indiana Jones boards to escape the natives. I really love old planes. Actually I love ALL airplanes, but old school prop planes, military or otherwise, hold a special place in my heart. There is nothing like the sound of a prop, and nothing like the feel of the ground being left behind.

Man, I miss flying…

This is how I felt when I started this blog. And whenever I’m doing something super fun, like Pennsic.

Of course, the novelty and excitement wears off and I’m stuck in this mode instead:

The same thing can be said about cleaning, working out, practicing instruments, writing, arting, and life in general. Yes it’s true, I have a short attention span…

Hey! I got a cat yesterday! Her name is Bella, and she’s a pretty little kitty. I got her from S.T.A.F.F. Animal Shelter in Laurie, MO. She’s about 6 years old and she’s super sweet. So far she’s acclimating to our house really well. She’s just checking everything out. She meows quite a bit, but I’m guessing that will pass. And she kept me up all night, but I don’t really blame her for that. She’s in a huge new place and there was a thunderstorm. I tried to get a pic of her using the camera on my computer, but no go. So that will have to wait.

The little cartoon of the dudette is from teh awesome blog Hyperbole and a Half if you don’t read you should. It Will make you laugh, and her posting habits make me feel better. πŸ™‚

I promise I’ll post about Pennsic in the next couple of days. I should have done it a week ago, but like I said…

Ooh, Shiney!

Sooo. I’m not coming through on my blogging like I should. What’s new? Three posts one week, one the next. At least I’m consistently inconsistant.

Do I have an excuse? Naw I don’t believe in those. It just slipped my mind. I’ve had other things to distract me. Like finishing the second book of Mercator. (It’s not done by the way. Close but not quite.) It’s really getting to the good part now. Too bad I won’t get to finish it for a couple of weeks. You see, I have this thing in Pennsylvania that I’m going to be at with 10,000+ of my nerd brethren.

I’m going to Pennsic, baby.

Now, most of you mundanes probably don’t have a clue what that means. Well listen up because I’m about to blow your little minds with sheer awesome.

So, Pennsic is the biggest SCA war in the world.

“And I should care, why?” you ask.

Imma just gon’ put this here:

This is what I’m doing next week. How about you?

To get ready I had to polish my ridiculously rusty helmet. (Which I riveted myself…)

And embroider the hems of my new dress. (Only in the SCA do I infrequently wear a dress. Because they’re super comfy.)

This is going to rock.

Enjoyed my short Rapture experience. Too bad there weren’t more of us or we wouldn’t have gotten sent back…ha ha ha.

Yeah, not funny. In case you live in a cave, it’s Tornado season in the good ‘ol Misery (Missouri, duh, but it’s still better than Kansas). A cave would be a good place to live here, there are plenty around. I’m afraid I’ve gotten a little blasΓ© about looming natural disasters having lived through one of my own. My prayers are with those in Joplin.

In 2003 I was in Liberty, MO going to school when the tornado destroyed William Jewell. It was an awe inspiring experience. I can’t say that I was ever as terrified as I should have been, but I was rather panicky during certain parts of the experience. I’d blog the entire experience right now, but it’s a good story and I think I’ll save it for later.

This weekend I’ll be selling my book at ConQuest 42 in KC! I’m excited for this one. It’s in my home town and it’s actually the right genre! Tamora Pierce is one of the featured guests. I discovered her books early in my college experience and really enjoyed them.

In No-body-cares-except-for-Missouri-rockhounds news, there’s now a Roadside Geology book for Missouri!!! I should totally get it and do a live blogging tour of the best sites. That would be aweome. πŸ™‚